Kids Transportation The disrespect!

The disrespect!

squeezable - 19/06/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my love handles, and said, "Honk, honk!" FML

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comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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Anonymous - 27/09/2019 02:01

Today, I was dared to stand and hold a sign saying, "Free Hugs." This girl I'd never seen before gave me a crushing hug and cried hysterically on my shoulder in the blazing afternoon sun. I couldn't get her off. FML

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john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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Anonymous - 23/04/2009 10:07 - United States

Today, I saw a girl I knew from high school at the DMV and she started leaning forward. I thought she was leaning into hug me. So I just began to hug her. She was actually trying to throw something in the garbage. FML

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It's not me

LDF - 25/12/2008 10:30 - France

Today, I was sitting in a train when the old lady sitting next to me started staring at me. I asked her if she was OK, and she exclaimed, "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?" The entire train trip went like this. FML

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Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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Whyudodis - 01/10/2016 07:18 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, while on the skytrain, a woman leaned on the railing bar that I was holding onto, crushing my hand. My first instinct was to move my hand when she turned around and began loudly yelling at me for, "Touching her waist" and "Sexually harassing" her. FML

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Anonymous - - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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Doorhandle57 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:17

Hahaha what a cute little girl!

LLBH 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:18

LMAOOO ahaha maybe she was wondering wat they felt like ?:S

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Saturday 20 June 2009 0:58

Did you yell "Bad touch! BAD TOUCH!!!" ?

Irony_and_Ivory 1

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:25

Ugh. *My friend doesn't WEIGH... not way. Summer is rotting my brain...

LMAO_over_here 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:06

LOLOLOL - too cute!

Irony_and_Ivory 1

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:13

For the record, just because you have lovehandles doesn't mean you're fat. My friend doesn't way an ounce over 110 pounds put she still has "lovehandles". Women naturally store weight on their hips and thighs - lovehandles are included in that. It's getting a little annoying how every FML story seems to turn into a "you deserve it 'cuz you're fat" lecture.

doctorbob 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:13

totally agree with that

dancin303 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:58

its a she not a he

NoNeak 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 2:11

I used to grab my ex-gf "lovehandles" but I didn't say "Honk! honk!"....lol you shouldn't feel too bad...=) Lovehandles are nice unless they're the "widest" part of your body...o_O