The creepy guy next door

Anonymous - 05/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML
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lisslyi 19

Guess he got kicked out by his cat.

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zingline89 18

Good call, nobody likes being the rebound relationship.

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diaosi 4

You should have told him you had to ask your cat if it was okay first, and then just tell him it said no.

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daydreamer244 13

sometimes....I argue with my dog.

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randomgirl4 3

Oh shit!! Cat is deh man of deh house

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babeababe 16

Just don't answer the door again if he comes back!

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Needafarm 22

You should start having one sided conversations with the dead people that live in your house. Show him who's one-sided conversations are crazier.

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awesomegirl47 5

Ahahahaha OMG I hate cats. I'd lock my doors.

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Kc1001 14

CALL THE POLICE! This man may be dangerous. report him to the apartment managers and get him kicked out.

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Zebediabolical 40

Get him kicked out for what exactly? Asking to stay with a neighbor for a few days? Shooting a dirty look? No property manager is going to eject someone over that. OP might be lucky enough to live in a no-pets building in which case it might be a lease violation.

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danaharrison 5

Call the SPCA.. Someone who yells at an animal who can't defend themselves should not own an animal..

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Inkedldd 8

Wow first time hearing about a crazy cat man. It's always crazy cat lady.

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