The all-seeing eye
Anonymous - 28/10/2011 02:49 - United States
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Unwanted guest
MMM - 21/01/2014 23:26 - United States - Saco
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anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01
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BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States
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lez probs - 18/05/2013 12:54 - United States
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policeopenup - 11/07/2009 19:38 - United States
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Not now, mother!
Anonymous - 19/06/2022 04:00 - United States - Sayville
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MarMar - 15/03/2009 20:47 - United States
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Knock next time please
Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India
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AnonymousLoser - 11/09/2013 09:30 - United Kingdom
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Gwayhir - 19/11/2008 04:58 - France
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youngbuck10
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Don't hate, **********!
Ooo ya! That's what my Friday nights consist of!!
youngbuck10
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Haha, that's too funny.
Yup, it happens to the best of us.
bizarre_ftw
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I love the way this is phrased.
I predict many more nights like this for you!
Magic mama.
perdix
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She probably texted her mom 5 minutes earlier with "the signal." She's playing you for the flowers and the dinners and the movies without having to put out. Pretty clever trick, huh?
every1luvsboners
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She has the app on her phone to receive the fake phone call, just for awkward situations like this. She's probably at a bukake party laughing at you while she's taking DVDA from random guys for crack and heroin. Damnit Perdix, why you stealing my shit?
bizarre_ftw
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He's not, you two are the same person, you just don't know it yet. Think the dream lord meets Siamese twins
perdix
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Because great minds think alike . . . so do demented ones.
bizarre_ftw
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I prefer the latter, when you have a demented mind the box is a washcloth
leadman1989
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69
bizarre_ftw
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*facepalm* I think I was just ******/raped by dumb luck >.<
leadman1989
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I put more than that!!! My comment was. 69 - hahaha (I know I'm a child) That's a great way of putting it because I'm always writing things and thinking THERE'S NO WAY I CAN POST THIS!! (in refrence to you washcloth comment! That's not it exactly but I was basically agreeing with what you said. I think this is the FML crews idea of a cruel joke!
imaweiner00
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the instinct of a mother never fails..
bizarre_ftw
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Then how do you explain teen pregnancy?
Just because they have the instinct doesnt mean they act on it or pay attention to it.
bizarre_ftw
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Wouldn't that technically equal failing?
No it's called life..
Edie84
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Bummer :(
Don't ever go back, I think she tells her mom everything!!
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At least it wasn't during.
Women's intuition. Now the ultimate cockblock.