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The_HML - 24/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung on the balls by a jellyfish. FML

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michellekel - 04/07/2009 12:10 - France

Today, I went to the beach on the cote d'azur and the lifeguard told me that even though there were two jellyfish in the bay, it was safe to swim. Five minutes into swimming, I got stung twice. FML

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StungAlot - 12/06/2019 06:18

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML

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Help?

StungAlot - - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

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Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML

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wayne - 07/12/2011 10:28 - New Zealand

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML

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Username - 05/06/2019 20:00

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

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Harmless, huh?

Anonymous - 17/04/2009 11:49 - Malaysia

Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a five minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML

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Now you know

Ouchies - 18/03/2021 17:01

Today, I went to the beach. My friend decided it would be funny to push me into a bunch of Portuguese Man-O-War jellyfish washed up on the shore. Did you know their tentacles can sting even if they’re dead? FML

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effingawwesome - 11/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML

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anonymous - 14/08/2011 01:17 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old son was terrified of going into the water near our house, because he was scared of having his leg bitten off by a shark. We live by a lake. I tried explaining why it couldn't happen, but he just cowered behind a beach towel. FML

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:26

my balls hurt just reading my thoughts are with them at this hard time

alliewillie 22

Wednesday 4 April 2012 2:36

And the Loser Award goes to....

Roddsy 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:11

LOL that's freakin hilarious. hope your balls are okay xD

neworleanz9thwd 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 11:46

You must of had swollen nuts for days

OHMAHGAHH 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 6:04

LMFAO AT #11 AND #26. tough luck, man.

squigglyshark 0

Friday 29 May 2009 7:32

you are a badass

paleknight47 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 6:02

Were your balls twice as big as they usually are??

rocker8877 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 22:24

**** you number 1 no one cares if you wait for hours to get to be the first comment

neezyfasheezy 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 23:29

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nikki9995 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 5:14

and what are the odds of that lol hope your balls heal

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Tuesday 8 December 2009 4:54

Called prevention. Jellyfish didn't like your mom; scare you, scares her. FYL. sorry.

Newbie21 1

Monday 11 January 2010 1:58

hehe 

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