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unemployed - 21/05/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML

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disturbedgd - 14/09/2016 11:29 - South Africa

Today, after years of listening to my coworker complaining about everything in her life, including her job, I finally stood up to her and bitched at her for complaining and not doing anything about it. She went to my boss, and now it's in my job description to listen to her when she complains. FML

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Bad employee - 28/06/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML

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Username - 18/02/2011 09:33

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

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Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML

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Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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jacks_smirking_revenge - 06/03/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

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Anonymous - 09/08/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML

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anonymous - 29/03/2012 15:42 - United States - Houston

Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

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raquelcita - 26/08/2016 06:05 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML

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Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:39 - New Zealand

Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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SomeGuy1234 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:03

That sounds like a perfectly reasonable, professional and level headed response.

raged_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

nice one ace

audiogasmic 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:23

this is why i hate bluetooths. you should never have an angry conversation via bluetooth.

Matzaball300 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:24

i take it shes not ur boss anymore huh???

Lilyoda_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:29

FYL you were just owned by bluetooth.

BiggLJ 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:29

FYL that's just a shitty situation to be in. I don't see how people can blame you for the way you responded. Only a coward would let someone talk to them like that without saying something back. F her husband's life too.

trapiadora 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:41

Wow just another reson why bluetoothes are so dumn. You just shot yourself in the foot

lmmmr 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:49

#47- Commenting on someone's physical appearance is never the appropriate response to being told off. And you know nothing about the situation, how can you say F her husband's life? He could have cheated, or killed her mother for all you know, how is that F his life?

dspadres 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:55

I hate it when I stand around people using Bluetooth devices. I always think they're talking to themselves and stare at them trying to figure out if they're crazy or not.

brrrx 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:01

Hahahahaha wow. FYL indeed.

SP63_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:06

Just a tip. Half the shit your boss gives you, they don't mean. Don't take it to heart, and sure as hell do not respond. Just keep your head down, and keep your job. I would have to say YDI for this one.