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That's on you

eldar90 - 25/02/2012 21:38 - Israel

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

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blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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fuckingjesusgran - 07/05/2013 22:13 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Sarajevo

Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that someone would kidnap her while I went to pay, and eventually threatened to blow us up by tossing her lighter at the gas pumps. FML

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Who are you?

forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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Shitshow

Syrinth - 21/07/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML

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Stranger Danger!

tried to help - 07/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML

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Benjamin - 28/10/2011 01:22 - Canada

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

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arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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Help Me - 18/01/2015 03:45 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

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unwanted - 26/11/2014 18:13 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML

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asoptavlo14 6

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:18

Bitches be crazy.

Hollywoodgirl79 18

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:18

I hope the cops didn't show up. Sorry, man.

sharod101 5

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:24

Ouch bro

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 26 February 2012 3:16

What's going on in your pic?

Bullettrane 1

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:26

did you give her the rape face on accident?

2cute4u_18 1

Sunday 26 February 2012 2:42

Ha!!! The rape face!!!! I've seen that face a couple times!!!! Lmao

Honestly_Lainey 21

Sunday 26 February 2012 3:01

Not surprising that someone with the user name 2cute4u_18 has been given the rape face. Someone sounds like a teeease

2O12 6

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:26

She probably mistakened your car for someone else's. If that happened to me I'd be so embarassed and freaked. F her life too.

silvergaze 1

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:28

Dang your did your grandma take a train to fountain of youth? XD

Internut 6

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:47

Dang, did your grandma*

EG14_fml 8

Sunday 26 February 2012 5:30

*ba dum tss*

DoubletheDuck 7

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:33

i did that before. Embarrassiing :'(

IPoopedOnU 12

Sunday 26 February 2012 20:14

Was the person smiling and looking at your chest?

dylanjb7 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:34

That blows

badmike89 6

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:37

Lmao trolled I think I know what I'm going to start doing when I'm bored

LOLimCuteFML 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:38

That shit Cray.

FlamingTacos 7

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:40

Shame on you for trying to abduct her (sarcasm)

ThecomingofTan 9

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:40

When you cleared your throat, she probably felt like you were going to dump her body into the Sea of Galilee when you were done with her.

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Today, I was working the night shift at the hotel. One of my tasks is to clean out the pool robot. While trying to pull it up, I got pulled in. I had to hide naked in the laundry room for an hour while I put my uniform through the dryer. FML

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Today, it's been a week since I was supposed to be moved. I've had to work over because of network, data issues, and now a computation that's slightly off. The computation is optional, and there's no one at the federal office to even accept the report, but my stupid brain won't let me stop until it's fixed. FML

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Today, I was having a chat with a fellow veteran I bumped into at a car show. He ended the conversation by turning to my dad and saying, "you're lucky to catch a young honey like this." Then went on to ask if we'd tried anal yet. FML

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Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML

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Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cooked them. She took all the credit. FML

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Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML

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