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Thanks, I hate it

n77 - 23/04/2011 02:17 - Switzerland

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

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MsBeaufont - 25/08/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, a customer came to make a return - a bag full of clothes without tags that weren’t from our store. I kindly told her she couldn’t return them. She had a full blown meltdown, pulled down her pants, urinated and defecated on the ground. Security escorted her out. My coworker and I had to clean it up. FML

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g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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yper - 27/10/2009 16:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a nice new dress for a work party, but when I went to it, a coworker hurried me into the bathroom saying, "Don't worry we can fix this." She thought someone had been sick on me. Thanks. That was just the pattern of the dress. FML

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The customer is always right

peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

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jacie - 18/11/2018 15:30

Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML

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fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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I'm in a hurry

- 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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RiiOT09 9

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:45

shitty situation? but seriously that's really nasty and unfortunate

Tuesdays76 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 5:46

I hate when that happens!

catybate101 1

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:52

I heard that nasty sheit on the news..

man_in_black08 28

Saturday 23 April 2011 6:55

wasnt there a #%^*+€ washroom in the mall or store nearby, like shitt, literally

Cjeezy 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 7:20

I make sure try thoroughly search for my butt plug when I try on clothes.

shaysters1432 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 7:34

wow what a bitch!! thats discusting:P

Cjeezy 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 7:37

they*

diabian 9

Saturday 23 April 2011 7:51

you know what would be funny, if that girl posts an fml talking about her craping in the pair of pants that she was trying :D

Fobbs 2

Saturday 23 April 2011 7:55

Was the woman waddling out of store like a penguin? hahaha... I feel bad for whoever use the dressing room after that woman.

Babydoll_815 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 8:06

thts nasty!!!!

damienms 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 8:06

that's really gross. maybe she didn't have shit for money :(

jeremyt8nc 6

Saturday 23 April 2011 8:15

I'd kill that bitch!

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