Roommate, Drugs, Ironic Cops Such a narc

Such a narc

hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

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'Ello 'ello 'ello

wreckdit - - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

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lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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Anonymous - 25/01/2017 04:00

Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML

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Possession

Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

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Nice friends you've got there

Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML

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funnymanjoe - 14/09/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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Tricked

drug testing - - United States - Little Chute

Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML

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Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30

Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML

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alrightsheryl - 28/03/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML

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Why29 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:08

That is what you get for being a hypocrite, jackass.

Aldrasio 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

So rather than telling her you're sick of her smoking in your room, you rat her out? YDI

_violet_ 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:25

I'd hate if my roommate was continuously smoking in our room. That's gross. I'd talk to them about it first though.

the_question_mar 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:25

Im sorry nobody else seems to give you any slack here but itll all be ok. get drug tested. if uve never do drugs it should't be a problem

travitoninja99 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:28

what #2 said. serves you right dick. besides adderall is way worse than weed

liljon3 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:31

some friend you are

Smodes 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:32

YDI snitch ppl like u who rather talking to there roommate and call the cops/campus sercurity are tools

cyberhoy 3

Friday 17 April 2009 5:42

Even if she didn't have a prescription ive got nothing against her using adderall all those ADD drugs will improve grades for any one who takes them even if you don't have any disorder those of us who are diagnosed with us are lust luckier because we are allowwed to use it but the effects are the same. But still YDI for snitching on your roomie. bitch

fenner_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:49

u stupid **** thats what u get for trying to rat out some1

swerrwer 0

Friday 17 April 2009 5:56

aderrall=synthetic meth... weed=a plant! thank god i was never your roommate You totally deserve that for being a stupid bitch and a snitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW

Alex_DeLarge 0

Friday 17 April 2009 6:00

Wow. 304 comments. Is that a record? 50 bucks to anyone who reads all of the comments. Just send me your name, address, gender, birthday, age, and SSN.