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By blanknameisblank - 29/01/2026 06:00 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2019 18:00

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By pagvscgrac - 13/03/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

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By iharethissomuxh - 11/11/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

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By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2025 15:00 - United States - Lawrenceburg

Today, after years of seeing the original post, I finally did it. I was popping pimples on my nose so aggressively, I gave myself a bloody nose. Here's to you, OP. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 06:25 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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ZombieRaptor 5

Tuesday 10 June 2014 0:09

How'd you manage that?

Nickb55 16

Tuesday 10 June 2014 0:10

That must have been one massive zit

Comments

AlonsoKold 15

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:03

Did you at least get the zit?

flee2321 10

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:06

I desperately need more details. Mostly so I never do the same thing.

EvilLittleMan 23

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:28

Here's hoping you don't have a zit on your ball sack.

rocker_chick23 27

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:45

OP is female, I am sure she doesn't have a ballsack.

mkayden 23

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:36

Some zit, huh?

PewDiePie_Lover 14

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:59

its best to leave pimples alone...

Man_of_Manzanas 9

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:03

This should be illustrated

an3ph 20

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:07

That takes some skill! How?!

davembsl 10

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:37

You had to have fallen or something lol

coorosandor 2

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:57

how the ****?!?

mwiley13 8

Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:01

How does that happen?

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