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Strange things are afoot…

Klepto - - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML

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Anonymous - 22/08/2012 06:01 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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creamed - 20/02/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML

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asdfjkl - 15/04/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML

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Stolen valor

Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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Beep beep

iamgodzilla - 14/05/2015 02:55 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML

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Great party

Anonymous - 05/05/2025 22:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML

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Anonymous - 11/01/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

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insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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Creeper alert!

creeper-status - - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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SirWombat 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:04

YDI for stealing some guy's trophy.

BelaLugosisdead 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:03

Dude, use it as an excuse to return it

ax1995 9

Monday 12 August 2013 19:23

What an idiot, I mean honestly, even after doing something as unfathomably dumb as that, you couldn't even think "crap, i probably should block him"

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Wednesday 25 December 2013 6:04

And that's why we don't steal shit.

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Sunday 6 April 2014 4:57

It takes a thief.

quarterbird 18

Tuesday 30 September 2014 7:20

Hopefully, the friend request acceptance was accompanied by a world class ass kicking.

SammiixSue 13

Monday 1 December 2014 5:26

You're a ******* idiot.

LoveNnyl 23

Monday 23 February 2015 4:50

Do you really expect us to be sympathetic?

cmikey 14

Wednesday 22 April 2015 3:30

Hahaha but why steal a trophy? YDI sorry I hate thieves

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Friday 24 April 2015 17:17

Well say you're sorry and give it back then. Not that hard right? :)

JOFreeman 13

Tuesday 28 April 2015 4:03

The stupidity in this is amazing.

gizmodorner 15

Thursday 1 October 2015 19:22

dumb bitch

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Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML

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Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML

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Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML

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Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML

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