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Strange flex, but OK

By Jpah - 24/06/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I was talking to this girl who I thought was really nice. We were having an amazing conversation, and as we stared deeply in one another's eyes, she asked me, "Has anyone ever seen you take a shit?" She then began telling me the story of when someone watched her. FML

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imsleepingbeauty 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:31

Sounds like she may be into some kinda kinky shit, literally.

av232 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:25

haha way to ruin the moment

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thepulse100 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:33

keeper.

Dragonmouth 4

Thursday 25 June 2009 3:37

Keeper! (I have a thing for weird girls)

crybaby220 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 3:56

LMFAO! FYL, but yeah, she was definitely trying to ditch you.

squigglyshark 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 5:14

I think it's was just a weird chick's way of flirting. How did it end?

LadyLynne 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 5:30

WTH???

HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 6:44

Yeuuup she's a keeper mate!

lakeylove 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 8:03

giggty gig gig

enicolep 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 8:20

I say you marry her

brumfielddd5 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:16

hahahhaha that's ******* weird..but funnny....

topflight1001 0

Friday 26 June 2009 22:43

Marry her!!!

brie3 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:28

damn straight!

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