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Special moment

Anonymous - 25/10/2015 13:13 - United States - Crawfordville

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML

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spongebob squarepants - 28/02/2018 01:30

Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML

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dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

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FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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Chops - - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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Yougotmail - 17/07/2022 06:00

Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

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scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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IAmzephyr 22

Monday 26 October 2015 7:31

should've been watching the road.

kelciimackk 24

Monday 26 October 2015 7:33

Eyes on the road, OP

Crucio 13

Monday 26 October 2015 8:33

American Dad did it!

Dominus101 20

Monday 26 October 2015 8:38

It's Amazing with distracted driving how a sudden turn of events can happen in a split second, Glad your ok OP, I hope the lesson is well learned

amileah13 26

Monday 26 October 2015 8:40

Good luck trying to explain that to your insurance company.

spacefish966 18

Monday 26 October 2015 8:44

If you were to hit my car with my kids inside and I found out this was the reason... I would beat some common sense back into your head

Seashells77 25

Monday 26 October 2015 8:46

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dummmmmb.

raaron773 19

Monday 26 October 2015 9:47

From next time please try to keep your eyes on the road before someone gets hurt.

Utetopia2014 18

Monday 26 October 2015 9:57

So is it stuck on 99,999? Or did you run into the car in front of you for next mile and a half and now it reads 100,001? Or did it tick over 100,000 and now thats where its stuck? Or did you actually want to watch it tick over?

gsam99 20

Monday 26 October 2015 10:53

Watched my '93 Dodge Dakota hit 170,000 this week. sorry for your luck, OP. If it makes you feel any better your car is worth less for the mileage and the wreck now. :)

1DreamCatcher1 20

Monday 26 October 2015 11:16

Just be thankful you didn't run over a child or something. YDI

HeManPc 5

Monday 26 October 2015 11:25

At least you got an unexpected balloon to celebrate.

CliffyB03 28

Monday 26 October 2015 13:32

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