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Sorry Sweaty

Anonymous - 13/05/2013 12:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the regional manager of my company came out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that my palms were sweaty, and when he reached out to shake my hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, you made me wet." FML

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Stress test

anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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Lasting first impression

Anonymous - 03/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. As I went to shake her dad’s hand, my nervous, sweaty palm slipped right off and I ended up tapping him on the wrist. He gave me the most judgmental look while I awkwardly apologized and wiped my hand on my pants. FML

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Spillage

Anonymous - 21/11/2025 22:00

Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML

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Nervous nelly

Anonymous - 05/08/2025 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML

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socianx - 18/08/2013 21:23 - Albania

Today, I was to give a business report to several important shareholders. Right at the start, I broke into a coughing fit, then got so nervous that I froze up. When I tried to excuse myself, I tripped over my own feet. I'm now facing demotion for making the company look bad. FML

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Nervous

Anonymous - 12/06/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I sat down to discuss wanting a promotion and ended up getting so nervous that I broke down crying in front of my boss. FML

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Nervous Nelly

Anonyme - 15/02/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I went to a job interview and, trying to sound confident, I shook the interviewer’s hand and said, "Nice to meet me." I didn’t get the job. FML

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Stick hot mess

Anonymous - 27/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I went to a job interview and, feeling nervous, accidentally knocked over the interviewer's Mountain Dew. Trying to recover, I blurted out, "Don't worry, I'm used to cleaning up messes." The awkward silence that followed made it clear I wouldn't be cleaning up anything in their office. FML

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SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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Uncomfortable

bad timing - 03/09/2019 15:01 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML

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Fluffydemise 18

Monday 13 May 2013 16:11

And you got a promotion, right?

emmingle 24

Monday 13 May 2013 16:13

uh-oh. he wasn't too hard on you, was he?

tilly_a99 3

Tuesday 14 May 2013 3:22

Omg rofl

LolxMe 6

Tuesday 14 May 2013 3:30

Lol

ZeroPath5 16

Tuesday 14 May 2013 4:22

@SuperKnuckels I think your comment would have done better if you stuck to the original script...

kthsdm 12

Tuesday 14 May 2013 6:46

Now you are CEO

TheTheTruthIs 5

Tuesday 14 May 2013 6:48

You should think before you speak

Shenanigans9 8

Tuesday 14 May 2013 11:25

Superknuckles- rules 1 and 2 ************

brianraythai 3

Tuesday 14 May 2013 18:13

Knees weak, arms are heavy...

icepick23 12

Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:50

It's all good. As long as you're hot, he won't mind. Rather, he was likely very much turned on by your confession.

rita0ral 8

Wednesday 15 May 2013 0:13

Wetty

mac8080 7

Wednesday 15 May 2013 7:01

Did u wet ur hands sir lol JFK sorry for you

Raivyn_Grimm 9

Thursday 16 May 2013 15:39

JFK got shot, sir. And I fail to see the connection between him and this FML.

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