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SO FRUSTRATING

no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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Anonymous - 14/04/2017 02:00

Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML

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LacrosseFAIL - 16/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

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IVOaf - 26/02/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML

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Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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I don't know my strength

Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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No pain, no sleep

Anonymous - 29/09/2025 09:00

Today, after going to the bathroom I went to bed. I have a very sturdy bookshelf that sticks halfway to the right of the door as I enter my bedroom. I had dumbly turned off the lights as I didn't want to bother with them before bed. I ended up kneeing the bookshelf, hard, now I'm wide awake and in pain. FML

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lalalalainie - 13/10/2012 06:45 - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

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Make it stop!

DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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Best foot forward

Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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Saltime 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:45

My personal favorite is: Shut the **** up. No, seriously.

kendallwendall 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:31

It's happened to all of us haha

Apaulus 5

Monday 20 June 2011 3:39

why did you need to close the door in the first place?

Buzzy123 7

Monday 20 June 2011 3:41

I'd like that...

garcia_linda12 0

Monday 20 June 2011 3:56

it's happened to me before haha totally sucks

melbourne_eve 0

Monday 20 June 2011 4:06

I like trains......

wesfersur 0

Monday 20 June 2011 4:07

its not that hard

Pupusaboy08 1

Monday 20 June 2011 4:07

Nice try.. Hahaaa come clean buddy :) jk

hbkkbh6h8 0

Monday 20 June 2011 4:12

it's because OP just woke up. we all do/think weird things when we are still in our "dream phase".

symplyme 1

Monday 20 June 2011 4:27

That's happened to me before but I actually ended up getting rug burn on my forehead :/

cjgqsmooth 0

Monday 20 June 2011 4:29

wow all that painful effort for nothing. is the door still open?

demetrius19 7

Monday 20 June 2011 4:40

wow

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