So frustrating!

Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
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HowAreYouToday 34

well, on the bright side, you didn't make it to 'his' bedroom.

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Catkam623 27

A nice boy like that didn't give you a ride home? Chivalry is dead.

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WhiteCrimson 23

He clearly has separation anxiety issues. Well at least the walk of shame did not include a photo opportunity and you g-string flown as a flag outside his window. Luck was indeed on your side

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

That's exactly what a 12 year old would say. Oh wait, you are 12? Ok, yeah I see your point now..

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potatomanjr 16

I pay rent to live with my parents, I'm 18. It's better than paying for electric, water, heating/etc that I would have to pay if I lived alone. Also it's a lot cheaper than paying rent on an apartment.

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DocBastard 38

UltraBuda - I'm quite sure your mother wouldn't be pleased if she knew you thought of her as your maid. That's incredibly rude and disrespectful. Now GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM, you little punk.

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worldclassrager 39

Fail on him...but at least you know his mother maybe things can move forward a bit.,,either way I think you should find someone else...

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kellyem2 20

I'm sorry, but are you mad that some guy tried to be respectful of you instead of using you for sex?

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nisse_fml 9

Using her for sex? In what way is a woman "used" for sex when she clearly wanted to have sex with him? We're no longer living in the 50-ies, women aren't made of porcelain and they also have a sex drive. They don't put up with sex (or if they do, you're doing it wrong), they enjoy it.

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ea247 20

I feel like that's a worst walk of shame than the one you do if you did go to his bedroom I'm sorry OP

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lukep135 6

I'm quite diassapointed in the responses from this FML. It's now a bad thing if you don't use somebody for sex in a one night stand? Sure the motherly talk is awkward, but I guess actually starting a relationship with a nice man is out of the question. It's all about the sex apperently

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glitterkuro 18

It's not a bad thing to have sex on a one night stand either. And it's not 'using somebody' for sex when you both just want to have a one night thing.

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