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Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:02 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML

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whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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No money, mo' problems - 18/06/2013 22:01 - United States

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

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fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

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robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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Krysk_fml 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:02

I can imagine now what you would be saying to the cops. 'Help me officer I was robbed by a senior citizen.'

BigBoyBounce 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:03

That's why you can't always trust old people. They look sweet but are all secret evil geniuses.

alexup24 13

Saturday 28 April 2012 17:17

74- FML n00b

jeffnine 4

Saturday 28 April 2012 18:12

She's going to need to buy an air conditioner with that stolen wallet cuz where she's going it's going to be hot

MaxTurtleLover 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 18:33

When does the narwhal bacon? xD

StevenStamkos 2

Saturday 28 April 2012 19:57

That's Gran Theft Auto right there!

sneakypelican 2

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:01

It was actually Johnny Knoxville who bumped into you.

Jaoriprilj 17

Saturday 28 April 2012 20:09

Reminds me of that scene in Dumb & Dumber - Lloyd: "I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming!" Sucks, OP, but at least she didn't stick a gun in your face. :|

hateevryone 14

Saturday 28 April 2012 22:42

She all of that just to jack you.

causticgirl 6

Sunday 29 April 2012 0:30

Wow, she knows exactly how to handle you. FYL OP. Take a stand, be a man! At least go back and get your balls, because she apparently keeps them with her at all times.