Smell test

smellybelly - - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML
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Sinamoi 18

Reminds me of Patrick Star, except he uses his bellybutton as a biological wallet.

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MetalxSoldier 26

You mean he's 2-7 years old. This is why punctuation is important!

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shusk 4

He could be making you smell worse things of his

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LyricaSilvan 29

Men never truly grow up, OP. Some of them are just better at pretending to.

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