Work Sir! Sir!

Sir! Sir!

Anonymous - 28/05/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I was taking calls at the helpdesk I work at. The caller was a man, and while helping him with his issue he suddenly stopped to tell me I had a nice soothing voice. Then he told me to say something else. As I continued to help him, he started making moaning noises. I'm a guy. FML

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long day - 12/11/2013 20:29 - United States - Bay City

Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML

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Milly - 30/01/2011 19:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to help a very slow-witted client over the phone. After a while, I realised he was just delaying while pleasuring himself to the sound of my voice. FML

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Great customer service, thanks!

Eli Maldonado - 29/05/2021 17:01

Today, I called customer service for my phone. We talked for a while and the man was very nice to me. Too nice. Right before hanging up, he said, “Have a good day ma’am!” He was flirting the whole time and I didn’t realize it, and he didn’t that I’m a guy. FML

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automaticfail_00 - 17/06/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML

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Anonymous - 17/03/2018 05:00

Today, while working at my dead-end call centre job that couldn't get any worse, I answered a call from a customer who was having loud sex. I still needed to sound professional and tell her when a product was released. FML

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Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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Nicky - 04/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my husband got on a business call, but he was not using his usual booming, baritone voice. Instead, he was soft and sweet and began with, "Hey, how have you been?" and quickly went into his office. Curious, I listened outside his door. It was a female co-worker. The work talk was waaaay too fun and familiar. FML

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kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:19 - Australia

Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML

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sheila_babeela 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:06

aw man, poor you! hahaha! but atleast he'll probably give you a good review!

irishfever 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:10

haha maybe you should consider getting a job at one of those phone sex lines ;)

jem1991 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:42

what does being a guy have to do with it?

Rick_S 3

Friday 29 May 2009 3:14

Today, I was taking calls at a helpdesk. FML.

poopooface 0

Friday 29 May 2009 3:16

#60: What would you do if you were in that situation? would you just continue talking normally to him while KNOWING that someone is jacking off to you? I mean... jesus. I would have been like "Uhhh... sir...? You okay?" You know. pretend you don't know what's going on... JUST MAKE HIM STOPPPP :(

Milly_fml 0

Friday 29 May 2009 3:20

Hahaha! Got to love other people

viiicwhoria14 0

Friday 29 May 2009 4:34

lmfaoo thaats ******* wierd. maybe he was gay tho..

scottyz1 0

Friday 29 May 2009 4:36

FAP FAP FAP D:

Kylewillger 1

Friday 29 May 2009 5:25

OMG LMFAOOO That is 100% my favorite FML I have ever seen! That is just hilarious! MMM Comment 69

lilcuti3pi389 0

Friday 29 May 2009 7:03

Ok obviously he was gay but that doesn't really matter the point is its ******* creepy and the OP added that he's a guy to emphasize how uncomfortable the situation was. FYL dude