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Shotgun

ferrarismyname - - United States

Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML

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Anger management

limeiscool -

Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML

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Creeped out

Baustigt - 06/08/2014 13:34 - Australia

Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML

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failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

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Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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Free glasses for all

Kat - 12/02/2022 12:01 - New Zealand - Gisborne

Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML

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stupidbug. - 09/04/2012 08:28 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

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Fancy a pint?

Anonymous - 04/09/2020 22:02 - United States - Tyler

Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML

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bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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Rekt - 10/11/2016 05:40 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML

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andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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kelseysue92 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:09

Are you the hulk?!? Fly make hulk angry....HULK SMASH!

a_b_c_soup 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:02

so....you hit THAT hard to swat a fly? fail...

Panicattackx5 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 21:42

Did you hit it with a ******* bat or something? Jesus, it was a fly

anteatereater 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 21:43

yep i call BS. even if it's true, ever heard of 'cracking' open a window? it'll just fly out. besides it's not like it's a bee xD

Heathersaur 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 21:51

Genius...

shaPOW 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 21:54

i think #35 wins.

nomadxx7 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 22:00

Agree #35 Or it was the most awesome falcon punch the world has ever seen. Not sure which but I think shotgun is probably more valid.

argentos 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 22:01

#16 and anyone else who doesnt know where shotgun comes from it comes from the time period of horse and buggy, and mainly from out west. Long carriage rides would often be robbed if alone and unprotected and somoen would literally sit in the front of the carriage with a shotgun to ward off would be robbers. hence the term shotgun used for calling the front seat