Sexy talk

suckstosuck - 23/07/2013 04:04 - United States - Dana Point

Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML
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PimpdaddyCJT 13

I guess he's not into the whole 'lets do some kinky shit in bed thing' huh?

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DocBastard 38

You DID say you were getting freaky. That's pretty ******* freaky.

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Jenn2021 8

That escalated quickly. If kinky was what he was going for he missed the mark.

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meherm 11

Actually it's more where she was going for. He seemed totally uninterested in it.

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meherm 11

You have to remember all men have different fetishes/turn ons etc. Your boyfriend doesn't seem to be into the kinky stuff. Especially since he didn't go along with it when you told him to spank you therefore you should've stopped there. Talk these things out before assuming he'll be into it to save yourself the embarrassment.

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annie_nk 22

It seems the blood flow to his head in his pants affected his head on his shoulders because it doesn't sound like he thought before he spoke.

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Damned_Architect 25

OP, your boyfriend is failing to understand what taking charge (AKA, being a Dom) is about. Either you have to train him or loose him.

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TheBrochure 22

You are failing to understand that things like this are not simply black and white. There are at least... 50 Shades of Gray in between.

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Damned_Architect 25

Gotta admit, that was a good comeback!

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brandoneyez1 25

I'm just guessing here, but you didn't flirt much like this before. Which might be why he wasn't getting it. shame, but if it makes you feel better I'm sure all the guys who read your post will spank you! Lol

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Ms_ValS 27

Run away. That's a red flag if there ever was one.

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RedPillSucks 31

Is this advice for OP or the boyfriend?

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