Sexy talk

cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
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crispiestsquid 4

If you can't laugh during sex, you are having it with the wrong person

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Shadowvoid 33

First of all, I think op's boyfriend knows how lactation works and when it happens. He was referring to the act of milking, not the actual production of milk. Secondly, why would this not kill the mood? I feel like there are very few women who are into being milked.

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Hugabutt 9

I think you should've laughed. I know I would have. ??

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OhPuhleeze 23

I think the more important question is "Did it kill the mood?" or were you horny enough to carry on ;-) Oddly enough I did not see a lot of puns and wordplay on the statement. I honestly thought more people would try and milk the situation and squeeze last bit of fun out of the situation.

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OhPuhleeze 23

Folks you have to look up a post under intimacy date 8/30/2009 almost six years to date.. The username is sigh...

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KAngelsKarma 5

this would be something my husband would do no joke lol

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