Sex and Intimacy: Set the scene

Set the scene

By Fire0fisis - 23/05/2012 09:38 - Hong Kong

Today, my boyfriend and I went out on his boat. We got in the water and started to have sex when a fishing boat came by and chummed. There's nothing more romantic than bloody fish guts. FML

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tylerbro 3

Wednesday 23 May 2012 16:18

Did the boat chum before he did?

Rapide100 6

Wednesday 23 May 2012 16:15

You do know there's nothing wrong with just having sex ON the boat...

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 23 May 2012 16:30

"I'm on a boat, mother ******--ah, what the ****?" Other boat: Sorry about that, I like watching, and sometimes I get carried away.

moonlight6654 6

Wednesday 23 May 2012 16:31

Sex in public? Yeah!

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Wednesday 23 May 2012 16:31

That's what you get for having sex in public, genius.

chellynn 6

Wednesday 23 May 2012 16:32

Eww sex in a body of water is disgusting!

perdix 29

Wednesday 23 May 2012 16:44

With every thrust, he pumps even more dirty water into her hoo-hah. Yep, that's disgusting!

Opheliac73 8

Thursday 24 May 2012 0:02

My dear, it appears that you've yet to be introduced to bath/shower sex.

lainzilla 14

Thursday 24 May 2012 0:16

Bathtubs aren't bodies of water. :P

perdix 29

Wednesday 23 May 2012 16:45

Hopefully, the chum masked your personal fishy smell ;)

PrincessPesa 20

Wednesday 23 May 2012 21:44

Ew, what is this, a Vagisil ad?! "Ladies, your ****** shouldn't smell like fish- unless you're swimming with them!"

JohnnyGraves 12

Wednesday 23 May 2012 16:47

Am I the only one thinking sex where fishing boats are means some nasty infections and uti's?

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 23 May 2012 22:28

That's just nastyy.

I_Punch_Babies 7

Wednesday 23 May 2012 16:52

doesnt matter got infected

corypoops 5

Wednesday 23 May 2012 16:54

Wtf who has sex in dirty water like that

Streetracer15 9

Wednesday 23 May 2012 16:54

Hey having sex on a boat could be fun, if the current picks up or there are waves it would feel like your having sex on a water bed ;)

groupleader 7

Wednesday 23 May 2012 17:01

Doesn't matter...still had that fishy smell.

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