Sensual world

Anonymous - 16/10/2015 15:05 - United Kingdom - Eastleigh

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML
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heftysmash253 6

Sounds like foreplay isn't his best quali-tea

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Tyyeezyjr 13

He's been watching too many pornos where that type of foreplay works lol.

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btpakash 9

your bf is too exiteted then you. tell him if you want to more enjoyment than calm your mood and be in patience give me.more time..i think he should understand your fellings..

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redbluegreen 40

Probably because they choose to be and refuse to listen to anyone who tells them otherwise.

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worldclassrager 39

One of the best things to learn...it too easy to turn a guy on

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Sathane 21

And the award for worst analogy ever goes to...

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xn3x 10

Relationship is a two way street - some time, you can just use that bag to make tea for both of you :)

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Enzymatically 14

I feel for you... some men are so clueless when it comes to sex.

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