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myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet - - Australia

Today, my sister drove past me while I was walking home in the rain. She honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML

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464424 - 05/05/2012 06:24 - United States - Dayton

Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML

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Kids these days, eh?

child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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Hey!

karlajjjjj - 25/10/2013 12:19 - United Kingdom - Cold Ashby

Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML

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Suspicious activity

omgn00blolz89 - 07/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML

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Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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Stop! Thief!

kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

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Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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Rainy day blues

Gimmie a spare - 19/04/2016 20:45 - United States - Memphis

Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML

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unknown - 07/04/2013 17:01 - Canada - Quebec

Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Friday 3 June 2011 16:20

To make the situation more interesting, you should have stolen and hot-wired a parked car, and chased after her in high speed pursuit.

nagbackdive 0

Friday 3 June 2011 16:22

you should've collected rain water and then poured it on her after you got home yelling "see how it feels, dirty ****!"

mchael12989 0

Friday 3 June 2011 21:34

when u get home leave her car in bricks

narrisnotmyname 0

Friday 3 June 2011 21:36

I kno I'll sound pretty stupid but I'm new to FML and I was wondering wat does OP stand for??????? someone PLEASE explain 0-0 _

KatrinaKitten 16

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:10

Orange Pickle

NvUsDistortion 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:51

OP= Original Poster

shaubygal 11

Friday 3 June 2011 21:42

BITCCHHHHHHHH

twinklestars7216 0

Friday 3 June 2011 21:48

i would probably do something like that just for fun and laughs.

WBTBWB_fan 0

Friday 3 June 2011 22:29

OP stands for original poster

narrisnotmyname 0

Friday 3 June 2011 22:35

thank you SOOooO much!!!!!

TKrisha_fml 5

Friday 3 June 2011 22:44

break her car or atleast scratch it really bad.

TKrisha_fml 5

Friday 3 June 2011 22:45

break her car or atleast scratch it really bad. Get her back for being so lame to you and blame it on karma

JeansKismet 9

Friday 3 June 2011 23:21

MY mom used to do that when I had to take the half mile walk home from the bustop alone in kindergarten.

Keivono314 0

Friday 3 June 2011 23:57

sounds like my sister

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Today, I went on a Tinder date that was going surprisingly well. After dinner, she excused herself to the restroom… and never came back. I sat there for 25 minutes before realizing she had texted me: “Sorry, I saw my ex here and panicked. Hope you enjoy the fries.” I did not. FML

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Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML

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Today, my new neighbours' favourite sexual position is apparently for him to screw her up against the wall while she talks dirty. How do I know this? That wall backs right onto the headboard of my bed, and in this rented space my bedroom is too small for the bed to go anywhere else. I know, I've tried. FML

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Today, both my mom and I are very ill, while her boyfriend is perfectly fine. Somehow, this means that I’m the one having to take care of my mom, myself, the household and 6 pets, while he does nothing, goes on trips and leaves dirt all over the house when he’s here. FML

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Today, I realized that at 20 years old I already have noticeable wrinkles around my eyes. But to balance it out, my chronic acne keeps me looking youthful. FML

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Today, on my birthday night, my husband decided to book a trip for himself to go on a solo trip, leaving me with the kids. Instead of hanging out with us and celebrating, he's yelling at our son to leave him alone so he can finish booking the airfare and car rental. Great birthday. FML

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