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Scoville

By Anonymous - 15/06/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend made dinner. He warned me that it was spicy, but I laughed at him and said that white guys don't know spicy. Five minutes later, I had to beg for milk, with my eyes streaming and nose pouring. Turns out I was wrong. FML

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core01 30

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But did HE eat it??

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Tuesday 18 June 2024 18:50

You're not going out with Juan Caliente, are you? This pasty white guy could eat a Carolina Reaper whole without flinching.

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