Kids Say it ain't so

Say it ain't so

loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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-_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

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ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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me - 06/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Floresville

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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102496 - 05/02/2010 03:53 - France

Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML

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Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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ladygrey - 20/07/2019 00:08

Today, my daughter informed me that she hates everything about her appearance and wants to get every possible plastic surgery when she’s older. She’s 7. FML

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ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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silverstar189 - 01/01/2010 15:41 - United States

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

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Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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Tubasaurus 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:35

Kids piss me off.

maria12_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:41

She probably is upset cuz your older than 20 years old not cuz you're ugly.

ohFawkYou 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 11:50

HAHA. LOL! :]

tiffy_gurl 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 8:02

daamn dats funny as hell lol

RiiOfMaya 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:12

i'd be worried if she didnt like you, woops, im not your mummy.

skgirl 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 1:58

well i am sorry your kid thinks your ugly thats horrible... but at least you know your kids honest person..:/

bluejet 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 7:28

What does "YDI" and "OP" mean? Andd, awwwe im sure your not ugly

Jim9349 10

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:41

Give her a *****. It will be all better...

Hockeylover87_71 0

Monday 31 August 2009 14:23

eeeeewwwwww, u have lice???!

Hockeylover87_71 0

Monday 31 August 2009 14:25

and #88, YDI means you deserved it, and OP means original poster.

conartist66 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 19:29

u jus got pwned bitch

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Thursday 22 April 2010 17:14

Her Mom Probably Iz Ugly

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Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML

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Today, I had two different tennis shoes on all day and no one noticed, including myself. When I mentioned it to my family, they told me not to worry about it because no one pays attention me anyway. FML

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Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML

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Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML

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Today, it was my birthday. Normally, the little office I work in throws a big party for every employee on their special day, but nothing was done for me, not even a "Happy Birthday" came my way. I didn't want to be rude, so I stayed silent. They didn't do anything because I was getting laid off. FML

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