School, Cars and Miscellaneous: Running late - FML

Running late

By albert - 13/05/2009 12:36 - United Kingdom

Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML

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blueworld_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:05

parent fail...

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:12

Very observant. Mother of the year award!

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MeganCello 8

Thursday 4 November 2010 0:27

@50, depending where you are, one tardy is a huge deal. 3 tardies at my school and you get a detention. :c

Hopersz 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 3:51

Lmfaooo. #93 That was def hilarious. Lol OP be lucky. No school for you. Lol EPIC

ladeizy 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 5:26

lmfaoo thats so ****** funny xDDDDD

LydiaTankian 6

Saturday 27 August 2011 12:02

Doesn't your mum talk to you on the way to school???

LivingLakeside 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:42

That's awesome haha :) I bet she felt stupid I would've ROFL

RiceChrispy03 9

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:46

Realized is with a Z!!

LemonLolly 10

Tuesday 5 June 2012 1:08

That sucks... sounds funny, though

dheunwj 3

Thursday 26 July 2012 5:37

LollololLol

GrizzlyandSmokey 6

Thursday 15 August 2013 1:31

Quick. Make a run for it before she shows up home and takes you to school.

ChampHero 27

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:13

You must be so proud of your mother.

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