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By Anonymous - 27/03/2020 08:19

Today I realized that my boyfriend has more money on his Metro card than I have in my entire bank account. FML

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Friday 27 March 2020 8:25

tbh i have more money in my metro card than i do in my bank account as well

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thinlizzzzie 5

Friday 27 March 2020 8:25

tbh i have more money in my metro card than i do in my bank account as well

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Thursday 2 April 2020 17:25

Hey, who's to say you're not gonna get a better job over time?

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