Right, Imma head out

Angie - 09/09/2011 23:18 - France

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
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tigerbabe15 0

Aww poor teddy bear did he get hurt?

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xxAkumu 0

I wouldn't take advice from my teddy bear if I were you...

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jayAZ 3

I'm guessing you won't see this comment due to the suggestion. However, please make sure you think of others before the jump to death by placing a bag and shovel at bottom so cleanup is easier. It doesn't have to be the end...says the (whoosh) wind!

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ohmandapants 16

Perhaps you should get a journal? Talking to inanimate objects doesn't seem healthy..

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asdalia 7

I strongly do not recommend using his method, trust me, you are not fluffy enough to survive being a jumper. But I am really sorry to hear about your break up. I know they can be hard. :(

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lucy8248 0

So should you get blown off the windowsill and fall head-first to the floor?

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