Transportation, Embarrassing, Pranks My ex Right back at ya!

Right back at ya!

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I had just got a milkshake with some friends. We were about to drive past my ex's house, so I thought it would be funny to throw the milkshake in his yard. Turns out, if you're going 50mph and try to throw a shake out the window, it comes right back at you. FML

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Anonymous - 31/10/2025 15:00

Today, my friend threw a milkshake at a guy spinning a sign on the side of the road. The guy stormed over and dragged my friend out the car window. When I jumped out to help, I'd forgotten to put my car in park, and it rolled across the street and hit a ditch. Then the sign spinner kicked both our asses. FML

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Anonymous - 05/01/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a milkshake. When the cashier handed it to me, for some unknown reason I confidently grabbed the lid instead of the cup. Guess who’s now wearing the milkshake? FML

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ddriver100 - 05/06/2019 18:00

Today, I picked up some of my friends from a bar downtown. They were pretty drunk and were yelling stupid things at people walking by. After stopping to let a fat guy cross the street, they yelled, "Hurry up fatty!" He responded by throwing his milkshake at my car. FML

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Anothernametaken - 18/11/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

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Kimmiko - 04/06/2009 12:17 - Germany

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

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queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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Hit and run

whyme - 02/09/2016 04:33 - United States

Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

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Anonymous - 07/06/2013 22:00 - United States

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

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Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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fullmoonfml - - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML

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Monday 8 June 2009 23:23

YDI for wasting a perfectly good milkshake

Sunako_fml 9

Monday 8 June 2009 23:26

well, we know whose milkshake doesn't bring all the boys to the yard...

ziqi92 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:27

its called WIND PRESSURE and u forgot to calculate the traveling component. if u wanted to get that milkshake in the yard u had to throw that thing out the window about 5 seconds early. remember that the shake is traveling at 50 mph as well. physics pwned u and thats thx to ur immaturity

funsize003 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:29

you fail. why the HELL would you through a milkshake? what is this, middle school? first of all, if you want to be stupid and get revenge, do something GOOD, like pissing on his car door handles. second of all, you're stupid. :)

NoMercy_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:38

I'm sure it's not the first time you got a blast of white liquid in the face.

Melpomene_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:39

Okay, I'm surprised that only #38 and I have not completely overlooked the fact that the OP said 'your' instead of 'you're.' What the hell has society come to? It's not that hard, idiot.

omgitsseejay 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:47

hehe, bitch ydi

scateice 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:55

#108 who the **** cares, it's not that bad, asshole If you're going to to get them back get 'em back RIGHT Stop the car, sneak into their yard and when they come out, smash the milkshake into their face and yell SUCKA! It would be childish but at least it get's them back. :D