Love and Dating: Red flag

Red flag

By me. - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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panda1o 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:59

well which one were you?

xlorawrz 9

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:00

That's harsh and bitchy of them, but that's what happens when you hand out your phone number to random douchebags at bars.

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littlestmOnster_fml 1

Tuesday 9 August 2011 11:51

So which one are you ?

Iluvfmls95 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 11:59

lmao. so which one are u?

bluebird0020 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 12:02

Appropriate response: "I was about to ask you the same thing!! :D"

hope540 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 12:03

hope your not the ugly one. you can lose weight but u cant lose ugly. it will always be there.

SolemnlyLove 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 12:12

"answered excitedly" cmon, rly? to a drunk douchebag... you kinda had it coming though rly for the sake of your self esteem, FYL

katybug101809 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 12:25

well, which one are you?

meatloaf123 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 13:33

Did u tell him which one?

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 9 August 2011 15:12

Why would he call just to insult you,what a tool

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 9 August 2011 15:33

Very true

iloooovemylife 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 15:21

That's why your not suppose to give your # to random ppl

talktomandybaby 8

Tuesday 9 August 2011 15:31

They weren't random, they knew them, from the bar, duh.

ArthursLifeSucks 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 15:37

Well at least one of you is thin and the other is pretty. ;)

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