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Receding

By Peyton Manning - 24/12/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my friends like to call me "Peyton Manning" because of my huge forehead. I thought it was funny until I realized my forehead is "huge" because I seem to be going bald. I'm 21. FML

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TomeDr 24

Tuesday 24 December 2024 23:34

Patrick Stewart started going bald in his 20s and he’s still sexy!

Zebediabolical 40

Saturday 28 December 2024 22:05

Peyton Manning doesn't have a forehead. ...he has a fivehead

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TomeDr 24

Tuesday 24 December 2024 23:34

Patrick Stewart started going bald in his 20s and he’s still sexy!

Zebediabolical 40

Saturday 28 December 2024 22:05

Peyton Manning doesn't have a forehead. ...he has a fivehead

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