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camzzz - 02/07/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML

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Anonymous - 01/01/2013 10:30 - United States - Wichita

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

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joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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goddamitme - 21/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

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Anonymous - 22/01/2014 00:55 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML

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Biggie - 12/05/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

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Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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It was an accident!

innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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Romantic move

soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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RileyL29 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:27

You confused your girlfriend who a male capable of knocking you unconscious?

TylerX 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:24

He liked it ;D

dr_dangle07 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:17

ouch

horrorfreak79nj 2

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:27

So ... your girlfriends ugly, your a closet homosexual & your a pussy ? **** Your Life indeed !

cindayy77 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:28

smooth, just smooth..

KickItHigh 32

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:39

Were they wearing the same pants? o.o

chelseaaababyyy 17

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:42

why does your girl friend have a dudes ass ? lol

Person1233 12

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:19

Why does your dude's ass have a girlfriend?

chelseaaababyyy 17

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:22

cause it wants one

rikyric 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:44

haha

Daniruu 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:49

Big butt, so what?

Nukey 2

Sunday 3 July 2011 2:20

Ed edd and eddy!

coffeegirl16 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:51

OP I hope you learned your lesson. YDI

liy223 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 22:01

I was going to write something a bit degrading bit it seems op beat us all to the punch.

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Saturday 2 July 2011 22:02

Today, I was in the mall and some rapist grabbed my ass, so I knocked the weirdo unconsious, now I have to worry about weirdos grabbing me while i'm in the mall. FML