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Pranks for all ages

atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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Weird old lady of the day

Anonymous - - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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WTF is all I ask - 27/07/2012 23:55 - United States - Mcallen

Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML

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gnofin - - United States

Today, I was walking out of a grocery store. I hit the button on my key to open the trunk, which hit an old lady just under her chin and knocked her to the ground. As she laid there, she pointed a shaky, bony finger at me and yelled that she would sue me for everything I have. FML

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karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

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Hey lady! Chill!

Anonymous - 25/08/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

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fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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gracehi 31

Saturday 13 October 2012 5:57

Your username sums it up.

Cyanide03 7

Saturday 13 October 2012 5:57

The elderly can be cruel.

onorexveritas 23

Saturday 13 October 2012 8:10

lmao at your username xD

Twisted_Angel 17

Saturday 13 October 2012 8:10

look at the bright side, maybe her hover 'round broke down and she had to walk home. old biddy anyways.

AFEmoWifey 0

Saturday 13 October 2012 8:11

Jeez OP that really blows. Kudos to you for doing the right thing. She will end up falling somewhere else and nobody will catch her. Karma will come in the form of her broken hip. Also, I must agree with many others, the user name is awesome and says it all.

deegeebee 10

Saturday 13 October 2012 9:13

Wow, if she planned this, it totally could have backfired: she could've broken her hip If you didn't catch her. Or if she actually did trip, kudos to her for her quick wit and smooth recovery! ;)

goose12321 11

Saturday 13 October 2012 9:55

It's good to see she'd rather just fall next time and possible break a hip or something.

untamable_mare 4

Saturday 13 October 2012 10:20

Wow! You better go wash the moth ball dust off, and find a new grocery store. Next time, let em fall and break a hip. Maybe even make their pace maker skip a beat.

isamisis 9

Saturday 13 October 2012 10:23

I learn from your mistakes. Most people deserve to fall. Remember next time.

sickandsexified 7

Saturday 13 October 2012 10:27

Since you were within distance, damned if you do, damned if you don't. Just pretend you don't see them falling next time.

Carmstro 13

Saturday 13 October 2012 11:26

Ugh. The words "elderly ladies" and "cats" in the same sentence is just reminding me of that FML with the garbage bag and aforementioned words... *shivers* But shh, I have two cats too. Not knitting though, no need to worry about me..... Yet.