Intimacy Phone-blocked - FML

Phone-blocked

unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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Thank God

Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

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anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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Sinking feeling

aftermath1991 - 03/09/2009 07:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to sit for an hour listening to my girlfriend talk to her ex about his testicles. She laughed more during that conversation than she ever has with me. FML

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CP19JK12KH - 03/01/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML

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Time for a change

leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

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Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

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Am I the asshole?

Anon - 22/05/2023 22:00

Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML

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0ros - 12/09/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML

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KFPanda32 1

Friday 8 June 2012 16:56

Hope you left that broad...

megapeyt 17

Friday 8 June 2012 16:57

Ditch the bitch

BunnyRose 11

Friday 8 June 2012 22:06

Damn

crazyaces89 7

Friday 8 June 2012 23:00

Cockblocked by the ex...damn

summertimexo 3

Friday 8 June 2012 23:01

That's cold...

penguindude82 2

Friday 8 June 2012 23:20

Red flag. Get out while you can.

perdix 29

Friday 8 June 2012 23:22

She talked for an hour to her boyfriend while she left the guy she's cheating with holding the bag, so to speak. She was testing you, and you failed miserably. After 3 minutes, you should have written a note saying, "Tell him you'll call him back later." If she doesn't hang up immediately, just leave. You need to show her you have balls. You just showed her you've got a scrotum full of hot air.

MadFlyy707700 3

Friday 8 June 2012 23:39

That sux !

tinkdatank 15

Saturday 9 June 2012 0:12

Dude dump her ass, she's obviously still into him.

TakeMeToRio 9

Saturday 9 June 2012 0:31

oooh boy... sucks to be you. it's not a good sign. you should talk.

sarah1225 0

Saturday 9 June 2012 0:57

Ex is always sucks. Go just damp her and kick her ass

domijohns 4

Saturday 9 June 2012 1:28

i hope for your sake you're not with her still. if u are then it's on u if u end up getting hurt. she showed her true character and if u cannot see this for yourself then u never will.

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