Peaceful

kirrby - - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
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RuCheezBurger 10

If she fell asleep, then you have a very good reason to feel unappreciated. Dump her sleepy ass.

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mdtdnb 7

"Tried?" "felt unappreciated?" She fell asleep WHILE you were attempting to break up with her?!?!?!!!! I do hereby revoke your man card for questionable actions regarding your status as a male.

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MeleMallory 0

Well, it never actually says OP is a dude. They could be lesbians. :/

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ScarletBloom 14

Wake her up and say it. She will just say "okok suits you" and eventually she will go back to sleep and ignore your next sentence.

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PrestonG95 7

At least you have more time to come up with a better way to break up with her

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happy_dino 6

Write a note on her face!! Haha that'd be funny as hell!

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trentbuchanan 0

It happens man. Just cut your loses I feel the same way

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gene818 13

Write a post-it note and leave her be. She'll understand.

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