Love, Weird, Relatable and Awkward: Parasocial relationships

Parasocial relationships

By Laura - 21/07/2022 10:00

Today, my friend was telling me about her issues with her boyfriend, and I said, "Damn, that sounds just like a couple I know!" She asked me who, which is when I realised I was actually thinking about Davide and Ekin-Su on Love Island. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 21 July 2022 14:12

Just say you want to protect their privacy.

meisiemeisie 8

Monday 25 July 2022 22:59

Oh that's brilliant! Now I'm curious what issues they were having? Perhaps suggest she makes him a tiramisu.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 21 July 2022 14:12

Just say you want to protect their privacy.

meisiemeisie 8

Monday 25 July 2022 22:59

Oh that's brilliant! Now I'm curious what issues they were having? Perhaps suggest she makes him a tiramisu.

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