Transportation: Panic on the streets

Panic on the streets

By ELparano - 29/12/2012 01:21 - Canada

Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML

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daniel_dd31 13

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:17

You get REALLY nervous around police.

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Saturday 29 December 2012 5:18

Lucky you didn't get pulled over, stepping out of the car could have been awkward.

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meihua 19

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:35

Hope you didn't swerve... And then get a ticket

Denny1 15

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:35

This makes no sense

buyunyo95 4

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:37

That's impossible ..... i think o.o

Cainicide 5

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:37

Nice, probably almost caused an accident, too. I'm amazed he didn't cuff you for intoxicated driving.

80skid 15

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:41

I'm surprised he didn't pull you over for thinking you might be intoxicated.

TylerDC 24

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:41

ha ha wow. made my night

poccocurantes 7

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:42

Notice the name? OP may have partaking of herb.

GlitterValentina 12

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:43

How do you not feel the air around you? Paranoid. Haha.

mckyrctr 4

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:47

lol

whatsupbitches 4

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:49

It's like the guy who slowed down because he was scared he was speeding, and then realized he was walking...

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