Moving home, Cops Transportation Outlaw

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thanksdad - 03/07/2012 01:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML

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johnsj8 - 17/03/2011 15:11

Today, I was moving to the city with all my belongings when the trailer came unhitched, breaking the chains on my dad's homemade trailer. I then watched as the trailer narrowly missed a guardrail, went down a hill and into a river. My dad still won't admit he didn't latch the hitch. FML

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Insurance is a scam

leogs23 - 27/02/2021 16:58

Today, my fiancée wrecked my car so I had to use my other car to pick her up. Ten minutes after I did, my other car broke down in the middle of the road and I had to get it towed. My insurance covers none of these incidents. FML

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therosalina - 01/10/2018 10:30 - United States - Duluth

Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally back into it while moving our boat. My neighbor backed into it instead. FML

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Fast Cars

Chris21 - 11/09/2019 22:04 - United Kingdom - Bolton

Today, a drunk driver totalled my new Audi. Who was the drunk driver? My dad. FML

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canadiansun - 26/02/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

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crippled - 08/07/2014 08:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

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someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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Nchristine - 27/05/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

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Public menace

Anonymous - 06/01/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, my dad is too old to drive, period, and yet while I was at work my wife thought it was a good idea to let him try her new Mercedes, which by the way I bought and insured. He used the accelerator like he was driving a shitbox Nissan and destroyed our local kebab shop's big front window and door. FML

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Two in one

cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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swiftyfoul 5

Tuesday 3 July 2012 9:38

YDI for not knowing how to drive a manual.

freshaf_fml 3

Tuesday 3 July 2012 9:30

Daddy was just trying to help):

vcapelo 19

Tuesday 3 July 2012 15:27

How can you even get a license without learning how to drive with a stick!

bluetech 12

Tuesday 3 July 2012 15:29

YDI for never learning to drive a manual. Learn to drive one and you can drive anything out there

Arrawyn 12

Tuesday 3 July 2012 15:32

He kinda screwed you guys over, just a little bit.

Soluxis 17

Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:05

I don't know where you live, but almost everyone here in the UK still drives manual.

Vertas 10

Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:23

Everyone should be able to drive a manual transmission vehicle. You deserved it simply for not. And why not take the blame and say I was driving if you knew your dad would get in trouble?

asticks 4

Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:54

You dumb ass fault for not knowing how to drive a manual.

marramrammar 2

Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:24

So be it he was in violation. He was trying to help you, better than a dead beat dad that does not try to do Isht for you!

mdavis0529 14

Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:29

Should have learned to drive a stick!!!

Brilliant66star 17

Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:33

Better keep an eye on your stuff in the U-Haul! Your dad sounds just shady enough to pull a fast one & rob you blind between trips from the trailer to the new apartment.