Ouch!

By Anonymous - 23/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I took a piss while doing yard work. Later, to my horror, I discovered that I had touched poison oak at some point. My penis is now blistered and swollen. FML

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FluffythePink 23

Saturday 23 March 2024 16:46

Sympathy, Dude, sympathy.

d j mom 9

Saturday 23 March 2024 13:19

oooohhh you poor poor thing!

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d j mom 9

Saturday 23 March 2024 13:19

oooohhh you poor poor thing!

FluffythePink 23

Saturday 23 March 2024 16:46

Sympathy, Dude, sympathy.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 24 March 2024 18:24

That's why you be an adult and go inside to pee. Congrats on having the better plumbing system than us women, but that doesn't mean you need to live like an animal or child.