Occam's razor

anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
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PSQ91 6

At least you know your home is safe.

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Mirorbo 26

Thank your lucky stars you're not from Texas, darling. He would have shot you.

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DropDead77 11

he's been looking for an excuse to lay you out since day one obviously :)

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seximexi911 10

bahaha that's something that would happen to me

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biohaz_fml 0

is this suppose to make me laugh,

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Mirorbo 26

Thank your lucky stars you're not from Texas, darling. He would have shot you.

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DarkHelmet 10

u betta listen to your corner and watch for the hook

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