NSFW, NSFL

12MONTHLEASE - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States

Today, my new upstairs neighbors moved in. Within ten minutes of getting in the door they were screaming and arguing about everything, practically handing out death threats to each other. I then heard them having even louder makeup sex for about three hours afterwards. FML
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coming back in the future 30

Maybe that was just their foreplay. They might be into rampaging murderers. You never know.

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ScratchCatPower 32

Gah! Well, what a great first impression. Maybe you should consider investing in a pair of earplugs.

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beastielux 4

sometimes I have to wonder, why do most people deserve an fml

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LAS11 11

That stinks, OP. Hopefully it's not like this for too long. :(

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ww431 15

Only 12 more months of it if you decide to move out! Just get a good pair of headphones to drown it out :)

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vugsy12 2

until one day there argument ends in blood seeping through your ceiling! then your life would really suck.

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UserError94 18

Sounds like foreplay to me

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DaniealThePope 18

Give them a " how not to be loud " book as a house warming present as well as a sheet of building rules with the noise rules high lighted.

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