Embarrassing, Porn and Intimacy: Now casting - FML

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By WhyAppleWhy - 01/09/2012 23:14 - United States - Sarasota

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Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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MolesterStallone 13

Sunday 2 September 2012 9:48

Did your family think it was pretty intense too?

Shadow_Blues 10

Sunday 2 September 2012 9:48

Family Movie Night just got a lot more interesting... xD

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Saikon1357 25

Sunday 2 September 2012 17:01

And that's what you get for using a mac.

cnn123 1

Sunday 2 September 2012 17:11

And then what happened?

FMLpunster 7

Sunday 2 September 2012 17:38

Makes u seem like a jerk

NayrGuy 0

Sunday 2 September 2012 17:43

And thats what happens when you buy a mac and have apple software running through your house, windows never fails for ****!

paulw793 2

Sunday 2 September 2012 18:42

Shouldn't have bought a Mac.

HappyBeach 4

Sunday 2 September 2012 19:03

That would be a great prank if intentional.

JamieDolamore 2

Sunday 2 September 2012 19:09

I saw this on /b/ greentext thread, I call fake.

supermann13_fml 11

Sunday 2 September 2012 19:29

Dumb ass.

KaiserSD 8

Sunday 2 September 2012 19:53

Epic. Just epic. Lmfao.

Oceansnipe17 8

Sunday 2 September 2012 19:59

That's what you get for having Apple

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