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anonymous - 26/05/2013 12:23 - Australia

Today, I was in bed with my fiancé. After a while of quiet cuddling, I said, "Babe, I have cold feet." He replied with, "Me too. Let's call off the wedding." I was talking about the actual temperature of my feet. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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Couch fights!

Butters - 24/09/2022 16:00 - Australia - Lathlain

Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML

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exfiancee - 05/08/2012 13:20 - United States - Summerville

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

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Get out while you still can

Bullet dodged - 20/02/2021 00:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML

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Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML

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Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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Anonymous - 10/11/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

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Just in case

thanksbaby - 01/06/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML

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Sunday 26 May 2013 18:31

Hopefully something a good talk will fix. good luck op

rg350dx 29

Sunday 26 May 2013 20:07

It appears people are giving your comment the cold shoulder.

YeahYeahYeahOK 6

Monday 27 May 2013 15:52

That's just ****** up. I feel bad for you OP. Your wedding should be one of the happiest days of your life. I'm sure he just nervous. I really hope the wedding goes as you hoped it would and all turns out as it should!

songtrees 8

Monday 27 May 2013 16:04

ydi for poor choice in wording.

avapaige1234 19

Monday 27 May 2013 17:08

The truth came out. Good riddance.

ThatOneGirl92 1

Monday 27 May 2013 18:27

so.. no wedding? or did you talk about it and there was a wedding?

longtimesunshine 4

Monday 27 May 2013 18:40

would you rather have married him without knowing he wasn't really ready?

ashjo 12

Tuesday 28 May 2013 4:45

Next time say my feet are cold or warm my feet

smacky187 9

Tuesday 28 May 2013 6:29

Better too soon than too late

BioChemEGirl 11

Tuesday 28 May 2013 7:39

sooo.. ): did you end up getting married?

sarah601 4

Tuesday 28 May 2013 9:31

I'm not saying you deserved it or anything, but why would you ever say "I have cold feet." the night before your wedding, if you weren't referring to the wedding? "My feet are cold" would have been a much better choice.