Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 635 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 917 You deserved it 3 551
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 720 You deserved it 9 451
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 262 You deserved it 3 763
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML I agree, your life sucks 18 685 You deserved it 124 381
Today, while going down on my boyfriend, I must have gotten a little too enthusiastic because I ripped my tongue's frenulum. We then awkwardly went into the bathroom. While he was washing the blood off his penis, I was hung over the toilet bowl puking because blood makes me woozy. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 463 You deserved it 4 975
Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 778 You deserved it 54 395
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!