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Nice to see you

By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 February 2021 1:42

Door, or just flaps?

Warp1978 15

Monday 15 February 2021 11:29

Dam grandma, you work out? 😄😄

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 February 2021 1:42

Door, or just flaps?

Warp1978 15

Monday 15 February 2021 11:29

Dam grandma, you work out? 😄😄

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