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By oompaloompa - 28/10/2019 12:00

Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML

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silentbabydeer 10

Monday 28 October 2019 15:06

Always do a spot test before applying the entire area to where people actually notices.

Trinity Fenwick 7

Monday 28 October 2019 13:33

try again. they have different colors, but this time do a spot test. good luck.

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Monday 28 October 2019 12:39

At least you can hide your stomach

Trinity Fenwick 7

Monday 28 October 2019 13:33

try again. they have different colors, but this time do a spot test. good luck.

mfranks19891989 10

Monday 28 October 2019 13:56

Tell people your going to be a cheetah for Halloween

silentbabydeer 10

Monday 28 October 2019 15:06

Always do a spot test before applying the entire area to where people actually notices.

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