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New fragrance just dropped

By lavenderpiss - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - North Adelaide

Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML

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DaMann360 19

Monday 16 December 2013 9:07

"Thats just nasty" *Cleveland voice

Kruiser 16

Monday 16 December 2013 9:08

Could be worse, it could be poopy lavender

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Fuzy2K 7

Thursday 19 December 2013 15:10

Pissy Lavender, the new fragrance from Cracked.

abnormalbird 11

Friday 10 January 2014 19:40

Pissy lavender sounds like a perfume.

paolino_fml 18

Friday 14 November 2014 21:44

Genious

Karls_Marx 13

Tuesday 21 April 2015 22:58

He should've pissed and shit in it

bhfriday 9

Monday 1 June 2015 8:11

I would be so pissed

theaustin 16

Tuesday 16 August 2016 23:10

"pissy lavender"

mastatheif 8

Monday 7 August 2017 1:56

why is your brother in your house?

EricW 4

Wednesday 7 February 2024 1:26

If your brother is older than 6, then he needs to see a psychiatrist

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