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pokeballbra - 17/10/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with, "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML
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Zelion 0

I'm sure he meant it in the nicest way possible.

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auzzrage 1

rude, he's just not use to trying to pick up girls yet, he's getting there.

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auzzrage 1

I doubt it, that seems to be an unusual name

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SiriusBlack97 17

I would say my boyfriend is Justin Bieber

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mrahhhhh 21

Buddy, half of that sentence is wrong. The person you're replying to is not a sir. The rest of the sentence, however, is spot on.

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sierralovesyou 0

Haha you just made my day :) smooth man

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crazyluvbug 8

You are seriously too cute! ^_--

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crazyluvbug 8

Keevarou! Sorry I left that off.

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D3athT3ch 4

insted of saying u had a bf, u should hav said that u were a lesbian

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BellaBelle_fml 23

You never know, that might just turn him on even more.

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Bofferding_fml 6

1. Ask him details about the method he'd use to kill him and how he'd dispose of his body, 2. then tell him that's like an amateur would do it, and tell him a better way of doing it 3. ??? 4. If he looks amused, stand up and run Or 4. If he looks scared keep on talking and 5. Profit

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BellaBelle_fml 23

1. Run away. 2. Keep running.

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lilcheekycheeks 9

haha gotta love the way guys flatter girls with their pick up lines these days lol

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