Love, Proposal and Awkward: Never in public

Never in public

By Red - 02/06/2025 15:00 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a beautiful park. It would have been perfect if it wasn't for some fat incel recording it on his phone, yelling about how much of a douche my boyfriend is, and how I'm such a "Stacy". FML

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Lost Reggie 21

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People have lost all respect for privacy in the age of TikTok.

Yudith 25

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Ask the incel to send you the video. It would make a nice souvenir.

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Lost Reggie 21

Monday 2 June 2025 15:14

People have lost all respect for privacy in the age of TikTok.

Yudith 25

Monday 2 June 2025 17:44

Ask the incel to send you the video. It would make a nice souvenir.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 7 June 2025 21:00

What does him being fat have anything to do with it? It would have been okay if he'd been fit?

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